there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
My friend wanted to know what Jack Harkness looked like, so I showed her these pictures. I’m not sure whether that was the wisest choice
WHY DO MEN ALWAYS LOOK BETTER IN HEELS THAN I DO?!
family show my ass
nowhere in the bible does it say not to inject heroin into my eyeballs
what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
what if they’re protecting us though
what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over
I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then
maybe you’re the reflection.
im too high for this