Secret Histories

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via melanieisawizard)

Just so we're clear

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

(via chrispineapples)

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

(via starkidpowers)

tempus-traverse:

ducks-r-evil:

My friend wanted to know what Jack Harkness looked like, so I showed her these pictures. I’m not sure whether that was the wisest choice

WHY DO MEN ALWAYS LOOK BETTER IN HEELS THAN I DO?!

(via consulting-merthur-in-the-tardis)

dangerhamster:

family show my ass

(Source: brideoffire, via consulting-merthur-in-the-tardis)

soothysayer:

nowhere in the bible does it say not to inject heroin into my eyeballs

(Source: bluntedanimehunk, via chrispineapples)

MY GOD PATRICK SWAYZE IS PERF

(via greetingsfromplanettipster)

jamjars:

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

im too high for this

(Source: jersey-11, via nextdayinstallation)